Whoa, hold on a second. Did Donald Trump really start appointing people for important government jobs who seem, well, a little out there? And is he actually planning to set up immigrant detention camps and push Republicans in Congress to get rid of checks and balances?
I thought this was all just talk—like he was making big promises to get attention during the campaign. But now it looks like the guy who said all this crazy stuff actually means it.
Some of Trump’s supporters told me, “Don’t worry, once he gets into office again, he’ll be a sensible conservative.” But honestly, I’m shocked to see him doing exactly what he said he’d do. And now, it seems like he’s going to let Robert F. Kennedy Jr. do whatever he wants with American health and medicine? I figured that was a joke. I mean, come on, we’re already worried about the price of eggs.
But now it looks like vaccines could become optional, and people might be told to protect themselves from diseases by using garlic and avoiding processed foods. What? I’m honestly stunned—Trump’s campaign promises weren’t just fluff. He really meant what he said.
And now we’re seeing him let Elon Musk—yes, that Elon Musk—run things in the government, too. Musk, who isn’t elected, has been put in charge of some new government department to supposedly make things more “efficient.” But since no one seems to know what that actually means, Trump paired him with another billionaire, Vivek Ramaswamy, who sounds like he could be selling gadgets on late-night TV.
So, it turns out, when Trump said he was going to do a lot of wild things, he wasn’t kidding. All the talk about being a dictator, rounding up immigrants, punishing his enemies, and giving police more power—he’s actually going for it.
I thought it was all just crazy talk. I mean, I was distracted by the high price of eggs. But now it looks like everything he said was part of his plan all along.
And I guess, looking back, I really should’ve paid more attention. Because now, things are getting weird. So, I guess the only thing left to do is stock up on garlic before it gets too expensive. Who knows—maybe we’ll need it to survive the next crazy step in Trump’s plan.
